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Ezekiel | TX->FL | 23 | He/Him

Instagram & twitter: @kanoviich

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You can’t call “nose-goes” on a threesome, idiot.

  1. zeke: that's complete fuckin bullshit and i wont stand for that
  2. me: too bad then sit down

Kissing s/o

  1. Me: mmmm babe no I'm on my period no thanks
  2. Riley: I'm not tryin to fuck you god damn...i can't make out with you??
  3. Me: ...ya you can...but there's a GO-gurt on my desk waiting for me
  4. Riley: .....go eat your go-gurt because I know that's gonna be the only thing on your mind while we make out. Am I wrong??
  5. Me: /slurping go-gurt/....ya...

On skype with s/o

  1. Me: *making weird sounds with my throat*
  2. Riley: wow!! You sound like dubstep!!!

killunyas:

i want dio to die-o

@killunyas best s/o

@killunyas best s/o

"They need to be like…debeefed…"

Riley talking about Dio and Jonathan from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

On skype with my s/o

  1. Riley: okay I'm gonna go get dressed bye
  2. Me: text me some sexy nudes ;)
  3. Riley: ....bye
  4. /hangs up
  5. Me: :(

Sitting in bed with my s/o

  1. Me: you know what's better than anime tiddies?
  2. Riley: nothing is better than anime tiddies.

Taking a nap with my s/o

  1. Riley: *groggily says* baby...
  2. Me: hm?
  3. In my house a kid screams because family arrived.
  4. Riley: Kill it.
  1. Riley: here's the best thing about being me, you can say
  2. "Man ya pussies wet," and I'd be like hell yeah and ya can be like, "ya dicks hard," and I'd be like yeah it is!
  1. Me: I think he's kinkier than me...
  2. Riley: ... What's more kinky than getting shot in the leg?!??

"Dick riding…is an art."

Riley ( acehinatashoyo ) during 6am conversations
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