What the Instruments are So Angry About
- Bassoon: I am not an oboe. Also have you seen the price of bassoons???????????
- Oboe: That the ensemble is out of tune already.
- Flute: That other know it all flute player they can't stand
- Piccolo: Everything. Pure living ball of hatred.
- Clarinet: Probably something related to a fandom. If not, definitely reeds
- Bass Clarinet: :)
- Saxophone: That other guy in the section that's clueless
- Horn: Goddamned offbeats
- Trumpet: but why don't I get ALL the solos
- Trombone: 8th position
- Euphonium: always being forgotten and left out
- Tuba: Society in its entirety.
- Percussion: why does s/he get the cool part
- Violin: Everyone else in their section.
- Viola: what is a viola you mean violin right
- Cello: probably scales
- Double Bass: I have to carry this thing around with me.
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