- Me: so why did you wake me up to get food if you made me pay?
- Dad: we had a grande scheme. We were gonna wake you up and then take you out and make you pay.
- Mom: ... We wasted all of our cash on gambling.
- Dad: not as cool as I said it honey.
- Mom: saying your parents have a gambling issue is just as cool.
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