- Notices mom doesn't eat the ends of fries
- Me: why do ya do that mom?
- Mom: because i feel like they stab my throat when i eat them whole.
- Dad: isnt the only thing that stabs her throat.
- Mom: HONEY I AM 58 YOURE 60 THAT HASNT HAPPENED FOR 20 YEARS.
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